People need to re-read this thing as if you were Aziz Ansari. I don’t know why I did, but it made it 10x better.

I pulled the trigger and bought myself a new road bike to commute to work. From the beginning I rode 2-3 days a week and made the transition to daily, and even some longer rides on the weekends. Everything was going great. I lost about 20 lbs, and had no longer felt winded walking up a flight of stairs. This was all…