Thankfully my attention span isn’t bested by a Goldfish, so long movies that justify being long are a pleasure, not a pain.

Words and phrases can lose their negative connotations over time. There’s no need to try and reassert them again. Silly article.

“ a myriad of”

Clearly you’ve never watched Bar Rescue. There’s been more than one establishment featured on there that had the same problem.

And be ready for the whole thing to wobble like shit.

And be ready for the whole thing to wobble like shit.

Grilled donuts?

For the sake of accuracy - it’s Britain, not just England. Police Scotland and North Wales police are also launching inquiries. It’s right in the source article from the Guardian that you supposedly read.

Lovely view? Where? Someone’s bathroom and a load of red bricked houses less than 10 metres away? That’s awful.

This is a nonsense, all of it.