[ something about tides being big and powerful, but slow and unmanageable; and torrents being, like, fast and wild and free and stuff ]

Spotify doesn't care about artists

I'm still betting on the-character-being-played-by-Michael-Douglas being some sort of a bad guy after all.
He might be a bad guy who is not as bad as the other bad guy, or the bad guy who is secretly behind the other bad guy. He might redeem himself in the end, probalby dying in the proccess.

In any case, House of Cards is redefining web series, television is still very much good ol' television.

It's obviously CBS's Worst Week's Kyle Bornheimer.
I mean, that girl* dating that guy?
Ya, sure. Pffft. Gimme a break. Total sci-fi/fantasy

"Columbo is just the secret identity J'onn J'onzz uses while he solves crimes on Earth" accepted as headcanon

next up:
You Won't Believe How Many Network Sitcoms Feature Humorous Situations And Wacky Characters, And Are Set In Either A Big City Or Suburbia

Your mom and I are worried about you, Internet.

yeah, but what was the deal with that guy crying about chickens and babies? I thought this was a comedy show.

I really enjoy Caustic Soda. I mean, it might not be as funny as some other purely comedic shows, and the fact that some weeks discuss very broad subjects (like, say, 'Espionage', or 'Love') means that they might not be as in-depth as they could be, but they've kept fairly high, fairly dependable levels of both humor…

I, hmmm… I'm also a Simpsons superfan and I've been watching a ton of Dario Argento films for some reason, and I can't wait to turn that roman off and get my Bart on.

Rogers that. I used to be a big superhero movie suporter, but I don't fly that banner anymore.
I admit it was kind of fun walking into a movie theater and letting all those lights and colors and blips and bloops wash all over your body, and walking out stumblig and disoriented as if you were on drugs, but I guess we…

It truly is a sad, sad day, when the AVC makes you yearn for FOCs of the past.

I love the 'Go Fuck Yourselves' song from "The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award" more than most things or people in my life.

it works for pitchfork now

I'd say "a 25% increase from the low point 20 years ago (CPI adjusted)" does qualify as "a whole lot higher".

(to be fair, watching Boyhood was the true pinnacle of my virtuous patience, too)

yep, i realized how disingenuous my original comment sounded like half a minute before you replied

well, duh

Fun Fact: It actually came from some #TrueDetectiveSeason2 joke one of them made like months ago.