- "WHAT? The press conference is tomorrow and we still don't have that Best Picture Nominees stuff done?"
- "OH, SHIT! OK. OK. Shit. OK. Get pen and paper. Fuck. OK. First: who won the Globes?"
- "Some Clooney film and a French one"
- "Clooney! Great, great… But… France sounds nice, European, love that… but I'm not sure…

"EGOT Winner Whoopi Goldberg"

Yes, but where did all those jelly beans come from?

Q: Which shows tend to have horrible first seasons most frequently? 
A: Horrible shows