Wait.  Joey Chestnut has a girlfriend?

I wonder when exactly we lost the distinction between “civic” and “political”. Voting is your civic duty. Who you vote for, and why, is political. Once upon a time, it was possible to be civic and civil without being political.

Note: For the first time, I feel old posting shit like this.

Welp, after a dry spell this summer I know what my family will be calling me about for the next month.

How about a one-bag pasta recipie? Mac ‘n Cheese or Ziti?