Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

If the NCAA won’t let them have dollars, I’m pretty sure they won’t let them have change either.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Ballpark seat man can fuck RIGHT off. There is nothing worse than getting to your seat in the third inning after hitting traffic and some fat homer is already parked in it spilling beer and peanut shells everywhere. Then they give you a dirty look like you’re inconveniencing him and make a big production out of…

When I hear “Political Beliefs” I think, you know, about disagreements about marginal tax rates or foreign policy. Not so much, you know, “should gay people have equal rights?”.

While I’m wearing my Timex weekender today, my vote goes with Nixon’s Time Teller Series. Nixon offers verisons of these for everyone, from a plastic Swatch type to versions with canvas, leather or metal straps all for under $100. They can be dressed up or down, and they can take a pretty good beating. I love Nixon’s…

While I’m wearing my Timex weekender today, my vote goes with Nixon’s Time Teller Series. Nixon offers verisons of…

All Weekender, all the time. This exact one, the Weekender Slip-Through, is currently $36 through Timex, but I have a couple faces and about a dozen straps. Works for nearly everything.

All Weekender, all the time. This exact one, the Weekender Slip-Through, is currently $36 through Timex, but I have…

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you get a legendary brand, automatic time proven movement and a fantastic easy to read face for about $50. Dress it up in leather, dress it down in a Nato strap. I’ve owned my Seiko 5 for about a year and…

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you…