If he ever learns how to hit a breaking ball, he’ll be entirely unstoppable.

YOUR SCREEN NAME IS LITERALLY SPOILING THE END OF GAME OF THRONES.

This is just to say

I saw a sheep with a star marking on its back up in rural Hokkaido once. Damnedest thing.

Listen, you’re not being fair! That’s only true of like 97% of us.

The TGA teamed up with the Australian Border Force to stop the drug from entering Australia, according to a release.

I remember Sanders was always extremely chill after scoring touchdowns too. Like he’d just toss or hand the ball to the ref. I’m not anti-touchdown-celebrations at all, but there was something kind of awesome about how he comported himself in that quiet way immediately after doing something completely incredible like…

Maybe they’ll actually use his acting talent this time!

This entire take was extremely correct.

If this art were truly to reflect Game of Thrones, it would suddenly become hastily drawn and of much lower quality right around, oh, Season 6 or so.

What percentage of these people are actually just genuinely mentally ill? I look at more than a few of these, and that’s what I see, personally.

How do I give this more than one star?

My wife and I passed through Carmel on a road trip recently and we chatted with a few of the locals at lunch one day. One of them asked us “What country clubs do you belong to?” and “Do you own horses?”, not even pausing a beat to consider that those are actually insane questions to ask a person.

I kept waiting for this post to take a sharp joking turn at some point and it just never did!

I once met a man from Washington who insisted Colorado was part of the midwest.

It’s like they couldn’t Stapp scoring runs!

There’s always been this big debate over whether baseball is a pastoral or an urban game at its core, so I think to counterbalance the hyper-pastoral game you envision here, there needs to be a hyper-urban game played once a year as well.

I’m sorry, but what makes you think that you can correctly guess the reasoning patterns of a hypothetical interstellar alien intelligence with a completely different biology, evolutionary history, environment of adaptation, and (presumably) set of concepts and conceptual frameworks? I’m lucky if I can successfully…

The hot take thermometer officially burst at “If there’s one thing Americans are amazing at,” for the record.

Sorry, I call bullshit on the “coordinated monkey stoning attack” story. If macaques do this, you should be able to find a different source somewhere (an article, a video) that documents this behavior outside of this context. I cannot.