You sound fun.

lol vin di bona

Wow, are you the real Arby's?

douche'

I need more of that video, please. Internet, do my bidding/work for me.

Edgar Wright makes his casts do cleaned-up alternate takes for TV broadcasts. They're usually on the Blu-Rays. Hilarious.

Chicks, amirite?

Thanks, Judge Judy.

And yet people still bitch that Khan wasn't Hispanic or whatever the hell nationality Ricardo Montalban is. Have your cake, fanboys, and sure, you can eat it too.

I haven't seen the new film so I have no idea if it's F&F in space. I'd like to see it first, then I'll decide. And I'll take the supposed 'laziness' of a gay Sulu over them introducing what would essentially be a gay Poochie instead. Talk about lazy.

I care about as much what Roddenberry would've done or wanted for Star Trek as I do about what George Lucas wants for Star Wars. Gene is dead. Move on. Sci-fi is about progression, not doing the same damn shit over and over just because fanboys can't accept that a spaceman wants to fuck other spacemen.

You know who else tried to catch 'em all in concentration camp gas chambers?

If any of these pieces of shit have ever seen a vagina that wasn't in a filthy old magazine they found in the woods when they were 12, I will eat my hat. And it's a pretty big hat.

Clickbait titles aren't fair to anyone.

I think stating Zachary Quinto IS PISSED might be a touch of an overstatement. But lol social media clickbait click click click.

There are many names that scream 'douchebag' before you even know who they're attached to. 'Rich' is one of them.

Oh, me too. I've done my time in that cesspit, which makes the hardest-hitting jokes in it hit that much harder.

Anya Taylor-Joy has eyes like two tea saucers. Lovely girl. Also, murder robot. I'm in.

Did you transcribe this yourself, or are the scripts posted somewhere? Top notch. Well done.

No.