That opening sequence in 70mm with new Morricone score creeping all over it = boner.

I think he's a time lord. Between this and Django, he's got the whole gunslinger thing down to a science.

Not sure what mine was, but I'm glad you had a good experience. I remember I saw 'Kill Bill: Vol. 1' at a really old theater in New Jersey once, and apparently it was on film because the fucker caught fire. Burned up right in the projector and we saw the whole thing onscreen. Beautiful. It was like my third time…

Saw it this morning on a slightly smaller screen than I would've liked, but goddamn, was it beautiful. I'm not an expert on film resolution or the differences between film and digital projection, but there was a noticeable difference in everything I saw. Color, resolution, depth of field, everything. You could pick…

She didn't have an easy life last night, that's for sure.

Dude, just go see the damn movie.

Your mom looked tired and bored the whole time.

I went back for a second viewing the next day, and the teenagers in front of me were younger than some of the toys I have from the prequels. Crazy.

Seconded.

Orange County, CA. Land of the young, rich and entitled (I am none of those things).

Eh, with his parents being yuppie shitheads, he's certain to rebel before long and turn all this bullshit around. It's how it works.

The most obnoxious yuppie fuckbags stood behind me in line for Star Wars on Friday morning. Nothing came out of their mouths that wasn't ironic. They kissed loudly and constantly. At one point, they started arguing because they had two quinceaneras to go to next weekend.

He brought more energy and dedication to this movie than he has to anything he's done in the last decade. He wasn't just rattly old Harrison Ford getting through it like he was in Crystal Skull. He WAS Han Solo. Every facial expression, every gesture, every bad-ass new Han Solo signature line (of which there plenty),…

Yes. There's so much more to it than just THAT.

Anyone else think this asshole looks like Harris Wittels from 'Parks & Rec'? I bet Harris would've loved that.

Doesn't anything ever just stop anymore? I l know your mom never stops, but that's neither here nor there.

Zach Snyder drunk with a skirt on.

I am so irritated that this is the version of both Batman AND Superman that we're stuck with for who the hell knows how long. Any tension (homoerotic or not) between Supes and Bats that WB has built up over the last eighteen months is now gone. The last trailer had tension and cool music and neat imagery. This looks…

This movie is bad-ass. What I heard of the score is bad-ass. Buy it.

The guy's a dick. I once made some crack to him on Twitter about how his comedy special must suck because it premiered at midnight on a Tuesday or something, and instead of taking a fucking joke like any other comedian with an adult-sized penis would, he got all bent about it and sent at mentions to some of his cool…