If that were actually the case, you'd have a good point.

Not once during the entire film did I ever feel as if he wouldn't make it back. There wasn't a real threat of any actual danger anywhere near this movie. It was simply a matter of waiting around for two hours to see exactly how that happened. Happy endings are fine, but I shouldn't be bored waiting for them to happen.

I didn't mind it, but the voice should've been done by Joss Whedon. It's hard listening to his dialogue (which I do enjoy) and not picturing him saying it, so why not cut out the middleman? He's got a good lazy slacker villain voice as it is anyway.

Did you pause it for forty minutes or something?

I was hoping he was going to just walk out onstage on Dave's last show a few months ago. Greatest long con ever.

The late night format (or comedy, for that matter) wouldn't exist in the way it does now if it weren't for Dave. Yes, it's become stiff and predictable as hell nowadays, but the underlying tone of wacky that every current late night host goes for is because of Dave. He created pretty much all of it.

Still my favorite Andy bit.

I saw this a few months ago at a preview screening, and while the cut I saw was about 20 minutes longer than this one apparently is, I honestly don't understand all the praise that is being heaped on it. If I didn't know Ridley Scott had directed it, I would've not been surprised if it was actually a Ron Howard joint.…

I love Strand so much. What this show (and TWD, for that matter) needs is a Ben Linus figure. Someone who isn't just brute force and rapidly decaying morals.

I can't ever imagine myself listening to that all the way through outside of the movie theater. Swing and a miss.

Not my tempo.

The Hunger Games bit is so brilliant and perfect. He does a great swishy Stanley Tucci. And goddamn, I love that dome, especially for that bit. It had been covered for years during the Dave days, but its restoration is gorgeous.

Wow, Jimmy Fallon did something cutesy and ironic to appease his 90s-worshipping fanbase who were barely alive for any of that decade?

I really enjoyed this, especially with my only previous experience hearing El-P's production sounded like he threw some mics in a blender and then yelled into said blender. Are they doing an album together? They should.

Halle Berry has nothing to do with this.

A tap-dancing florist who for some reason starts fucking the babysitter even though he's currently married to Jennifer Garner.

But he's a LEGO maniac! Mental disorders are no laughing matter.

Not consistently, but from time to time, yeah. It amuses me.

Regardless of the fact that you clearly know my childhood better than I do, I still want to turn all that horrible shit off.

Congratulations on your truthful asshole.