WTF is it about the season that has these bleach-blonde dimwits coming out of the woodwork to make their presence known? Toxic Listeria and her ghost of Christmas future both need to shut the entire fuck up. After all ‘tis the season to do something for others and allowing us to forget their existence is the best gift…

I didn’t come here to see that. This is harassment.

People are always so concerned about making sure the other guy can’t win that they ignore their own victory. I’m sure that says something about the human condition.

Brosette though.

The price is inversely proportional to the significance of the summit. 

Anyone who thinks this is hyperbole I must refer them to the Tan Suit Crisis.

Don’t forget to add, take a long good look at yourself, and perhaps get some sort of anger management therapy.

I do.  But I also remember that wasn’t good enough for Fox because they wanted a president you could drink beers with.  Now we have a President that is neither smart nor a person that even drinks beers.

If ever the choice between quitting out of your game and striking your partner crosses your mind, log the fuck off and never play that game again.

I completely understand being in the moment in a game—being so immersed and inmeshed that having that concentration broken feels like a bucket of cold water.

It’s not an…

Oh god, can you imagine if Obama even made a typo before his morning coffee? It would be absolute proof that he’s a Muslim born in Kenya and also that all black people are less intelligent and also probably he’s an illuminati lizard person.

And he had a sense of humor along with a quick wit.

Remember when Our President was smarter than most of us? And could read? And write? Remember what it was like to have an intelligent President?

There’s a lot to unpack in this thread.

Dear Offset and every other guy who either dumped a woman or mistreated a woman enough to run her off,

godspeed, you beautiful madman.

100% what they did

She briefly considered buying some oregano in 2007 but decided against her food coming off as “too ethnic”. 

Exactly. We didn’t fight wars over spice routes and pepper and shit because unadorned mush is soooo fabulous.

im hungarian, i wanna put that chicken in paprikash. :P

in a related story, when she says “its delicious” at the end, im pretty sure she can write that off on her taxes as a charitable donation.

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