The creators of ARK?

And in the image at the top, like some disturbing flesh monster...

Because games are great and I believe we should take them seriously.

Same. I thought they had gone rogue in hospital billing. 

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

KFC and cologne : (

The subtlety is key. Poised, yet salty af. Yes Michelle. Serve. 

the cop broke a sweat running out of his car like that....that’s good enough.

“aggravated assault” for what, being shot by a cop?

Looks like a spinning fiber optic tangle.

Remember when folks said that racism would die off when the older generations did?

Waiting for the day when I never see an image of this rainbow snow cone tattooed rapist clown face again, the filthy piece of shit. All the punches forever.

I don’t buy it.  The guy is openly inviting an investigation from two completely different sources.  Guilty people don’t do that.

Best I can do is Bud Light and Cheez-its. 

I told you Pluto would get its revenge!

Unless he tries to enter Canada...we...uh, we don’t want him.

If you go far enough an any direction you’ll eventually have to come across a cliff of some sort for him to walk off of, right?

Next time he wanders off...just let him keep going.

What we aren’t seeing, in all of the instances, are the shiny things off camera that he’s unable to resist touching.

What is wrong with him? Everything!