Looking at the gif it appears that the guy isn’t actually bearing weight on his knees or shins, but on his toes. like a psycho. why do they have to ruin crawling???

My knees hurt just thinking about this.

my poor kneecaps. we have kneecaps, that’s why we don’t crawl. we have like 10x the amount of weight on our kneecaps than babbyz do.

I was watching this that somehow is related:

I think carrot cake is too healthy (though I appreciate the orange reference). I think a Trump-cupcake would be more like a stale twinkie covered in a ganache made of melted circus peanuts and excessively studded with those metallic decorating balls.

Basically I’m thinking a half-melted Peep

This Thanksgiving, when your uncle - you know, the one who voted for Trump - starts yammering on about The War On Christmas, remind him that #AllHolidaysMatter.

Cry me a fucking river. This is going to happen more and more as men in traditionally overwhelmingly male industries, where they’ve been free to talk over and dismiss their colleagues, look around and notice more women running about, giving orders, getting ahead, and being taken seriously. Suck it up. Equality feels…

I EAT SO MANY BANANAS I’M GONNA LIVE F’REVER.

...k

You’ve definitely banged your second cousin.

If body language counts, they were doing that this year.

I’m just waiting for Ivanka to switch over to Clinton. I’m also looking forward to 2020 when Cruz’s daughters openly campaign against their father.

I’m really behind in my celesbian hot goss apparently. Wasn’t Carrie dating Taylor Schilling?

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

Four years ago, shortly after the Sandy Hook shootings, I went to my kindergartener nephew’s winter concert- and found not a snowflake in sight. The entire fucking concert was about keeping safe; that’s what they were singing about (my nephew’s class sang “S-A-F-E” to the tune from “YMCA”). There was a general air of…

Down ticket politicians who are pro gun control. Every 2 years, not just every 4 and in every level of government.

I remember a day my school was on lockdown because of the rumor there might be a gun on its way to school. I remember the teachers bringing my seven or eight year old sister to me, because they could not get her to calm down. I remember sitting in the floor of the bathroom with her, and trying to convince her to slow…

Vote.

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.