LOL “ON HIS BIKE”

This was a weird one especially because it came faaaar out of left field from a guy who’s in a long term relationship.

too many people I know think this as well :’(

I know! Can they without a body??

UGH gross.

this happened to me once *that I know of

the hair and makeup is questionable but I love these gowns

this happened to me once in a train station. some guy sitting against a wall was taking pics of my legs while I was standing nearby. I was 19 but something about an old guy blatantly snapping photos of my scanty summer outfit made me feel 13 and I cowered in another corner until some boy scouts (actually) blocked me…

I have 2 little sisters, people always ask if they’re twins too (even if they’ve never seen them before). To cope we fuck with people by saying we are NOT twins, we were neighbors or just ran into each other that day, etc.

“do you guys have twin powers?” lol yes, we’re both thinking about slapping you rn.

“what’s it like being a twin?” this question destroys me. i die a little every time.

I find it funny when conservatives say “if X happens I’m moving to Canada.” My whole Facebook in 2012 was “if Obama wins I’m moving to Canada.” what?

wow that man formation is grim

you have no idea how many times i cried as a hostess.

Funny - I was just looking at Google reviews of the Church of Scientology in my city. Here’s a gem:

what an idiot! that article is almost hilariously oblivious.

I LOVE IT ALL

this exact behavior is the reason for the stretch marks on my ass and idc

Samoas are the only Girl Scout cookie

To me, the most surprising part of this article is that you called this show fascinating