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Yeah, but did you see the arms on Marky Mark? He's jacked! So, like.....

Typecasting? Hardly. Her last horror-fest, Tammy, was written by her and her husband, and directed by her husband. She's taking the fat, clumsy, gross, annoying shtick all the way to the bank.

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Pah... Titans don't need to figure out a jumping puzzle.

*spoilers* ....where his character eventually gets his arm hacked off by a helicopter rotor, and then get killed a year or so later, when another helicopter crashes on him. Some serious irony with that character. (Like crashing into toxic waste, then being run over by a car in Robocop?)

Terrible leveling? I took my (secondary) level 4 hunter to 20 in less than 5 days. (Took less than a minute to get her to 23. Already had a bunch of legendary stuff in storage.) I did a boatload of bounties, and some crucible. I haven't even unlocked Mars yet. How is that broken?

Rovio needs to offer full, paid versions of their current pay-to-play games. This looks like a potentially nice game, crippled by pay-to-play. Ugh.

Been playing IB with my secondary character, a level 11, hunter. So far she's manged to come in 3rd or 4th on her team every time. That's against people from my level or lower, all the way to 28 so far. It really is a joke.

console: 400

Your two sentences surmise my entire paragraph. Well done!

* Checks Steam account. Yep. Own it.

The armor is pretty, but the stats are underwhelming. Most of the weapons are good at range, but very unstable. The armor really has nothing over Legendary except as far as aesthetics. I'll pass on this. Or at least try for a shader, those are always neat.

Oh good, Iron Banner turned out to be a lame PvP fest, with pretty armor that has the same stats as Legendary. Big Whoop. Been waiting for a reason to pop Diablo 3 back in. This will do nicely.

Terraformars is easily the most ludicrous looking Attack on Titan rip-off I've ever seen. Where the Titans in AoT creeped me the hell out, these "Genetically modified cockroaches" made me laugh pretty damn hard.

More like Disappointed Video Game Nerd. It looked like such a fun film, but wasn't much fun, for me anyway. Your mileage may vary.

I've always loved the Nerd, and James is a super nice guy. This movie however was the worst-two-hour-movie-that-coulda-shoulda-been-an-hour-movie I've ever seen.. It starts out well enough, then comes to a grinding halt. The jokes are recycled stuff from the episodes, and not in a good way. His sidekick was useless,

All I ask is that Bugbear name one of its multiplayer maps "Tiffany's."

Much as I love me some Aliens, Alien 3, and Resurrection were two of the worst Alien movies I've ever seen. (Next to the AvP ones) 3 for it's complete f-you to the ending of Aliens by literally wiping out all the survivors except Ripley in the opening moments of the film by saying there was an egg on board the Sulaco?

"You never liked One Piece? EH?! What is this blasphemy?!"

All I ask is that Bugbear name one of its multiplayer maps "Tiffany's."

Disney just decided to not renew the decades-long deal with Dark Horse to create and publish Star Wars comics, and bring it under their own (Marvel). Nothing nefarious about that. A good chunk of the comics created by DH are linked to the EU, and that's been officially (thankfully IMO) dumped. It was never that good