I've got two brew buckets about 5 feet away away from me with a Kolsch and a Hefeweizen that are almost done and will be ready for bottling soon. There's no way in hell I would ever buy something like this. If it was given for free, sure. Who wouldn't try free beer? Just, ew.

The Kindle version of this book is free, BTW.

I traded my copy in a while back to buy other games. It had been just sitting on a shelf, collecting dust since I beat it. Never felt any urge to play it again. I know a lot of people loved it, and that's fine. The story was good. But to me the game itself was a slog, and the combat and stealth were a mess. So at $15…

How much acid did the artists from Hungary drop before seeing these movies? Those are so out there, they're amazing.

They got the tags right on Proteus. It's an interactive screen-saver at best.

"If your head comes away from your neck, it's over!" - Ramirez, Highlander.

So the rip off of Flappy Bird, Ironpants assumes the #1 spot. Great.

I see what you did there.

Gotta love all these ignorant dumb-asses complaining about how a song is sung, when I'm 99.9% sure they have no idea that the song was written by a lesbian. It would probably make their heads explode.

You're complaining about poor special effects?

Leaving this here.

Also looks like an emergency cure for diarrhea. That's a hell of a suppository. ;)

Well I see all the racists caught the Coke ad, I even commented on it to my wife that "I'm sure some idiots are gonna bitch", but I haven't heard a peep from them about the follow up Cheerio's commercial with the interracial family that ran during the game. This time it featured a pregnant mom. Oh, noes! How will…

Look at Rovio's last offering, Angry Birds GO! Free to play.. UNTIL you hit the "pay-us-to-play-this-or-wait-an-hour" bullshit. $50 for a kart? GTFO! Want to unlock a kart? Go to the toy store and spend $10 to buy a two pack of karts you have to unlock EVERY FRIKIN TIME you want to use it. Want to skip challenges?…

Far Cry: Blood Zombie

Just ask Elvis....

How about comparing sidekicks instead? Give me Martin Freeman over Lucy Liu any day, week, or month.

New Super Mario Bros U should be included, and Skylanders SwapForce should as well, to me, looks prettier than it does on my PS3. I'm sure the PS4 version is nice too, but I don't have it for that. Just sayin.

Meanwhile, over at Sony....