To the person in the greys who’s whining about Wheel of Time having, quote, “woke BS,” all I have to say is boo hoo.

Oh, Thank Grodd. A Game of Thrones article AND a Rise of Skywalker article on the same day? Too bad you couldn’t throw in an article about Lost and file them all under LET’S BITCH ABOUT THESE SOME MORE.

I guess it needs repeating, but FUCK THE SOURCE MATERIAL.

So is this King of Comedy Part 2 ?

USS Defiant.

The ego and entitlement of Boston sports fans is unbelievable. All the more reason your city doesn’t deserve a championship. You will get sympathy from NO ONE.

“We.”

because it would be 1000 degrees in there and the AC bill would be huge.

This is going to be really embarrassing when they make them come back to re-shoot Season 8.

Brienne’s smile just broke me. In the best way.

Not even remotely, come on. The gap between the best NHL team and even the worst NHL team, much less a fellow playoff team, is way fucking minuscule compared to the gap between a program like UVA and one like UMBC. This is silly.

I recently watched Revenge of the Sith to see how hard it would have been to make it a good movie.

It also doesn’t help that fan entitlement has skyrocketed in those 40+ years.

Shit this looks bad.

Just ignore it. 1984 ghostbusters still exists.

My kids will never experience the finger-cutting pain of carrying an old tv up the stairs to a college apartment, cursing, assuming your fingers were coming off.

Guys... GUYS. I finally broke the Deadspin comment star record last night. For six months I’ve been just a handful away from the previous high, but something put that wonderful poop story back on people’s radar, and I topped the 4100-star mark.

What I found was really great was the mama elephant, Mrs. Jumbo, and baby Jumbo, ‘cause you know he doesn’t get his name Dumbo until they... there’s a big brouhaha in the tent and the “J” falls and the “D” falls. I don’t know if that’s in the... this is different. This is more of a Tim Burton-esque way of doing it,…

I would love to see a Walking Dead series set somewhere that isn’t riddled with firearms.

Man, now there are going to be people protesting the Lego set saying Rose ruined it, or some other horseshit. :P

Man, now there are going to be people protesting the Lego set saying Rose ruined it, or some other horseshit. :P