His reaction is just what I imagine St. Thomas Aquinas’s would have been.

I get a similar reaction when I douse my boss too. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Actually Louis CK at least asked everyone if he could jack off in front of them and only did it if they said “yes.” Aziz just decided to go to town, even when she had clearly told him “no” multiple times. So I think the case could be made that it most certainly was “Louis CK levels of awful”... perhaps worse.

Yes, but blogs still spinned it like he’s a rapist or harasser or some shit for clicks and the dumb people that read these blogs now think he’s a rapist. These blogs don’t care about these movements, they’re only interesting in exploiting them for profit even if it damages the movements and their credibility. Sadly…

Didn’t the girl who accused him get called out for just describing what most would consider a shitty date and that all contact was consensual?

I always find it amusing that the generation clash is always viewed as being millennials vs baby boomers. Poor old Gen X just gets forgotten, which seems like the most Gen X thing it could really do.

*High 5*. Remember when Gen X was told that we were “the first generation whose income would not exceed our parents”?

ITT: Millennials acting like they’re the first people to ever have to face crushing student loan debt, disruptive technology, and a crap economy and job market while being condescended to by previous generations.

If I can’t use a piece of avocado toast as my game token, then I’m not interested!

There’s no guarantee that Dario Saric is destined for stardom

They should just dump Fultz now before Butler murders him during a time out 

Lazarus Lake and the Barkley Marathons are the reason why I am who I am today... and I’ve never been in Tennessee or been an ultra runner. Just the shear will and determination of the competitors in his events, and his attitude of “fuck you life’s not fair try harder”, are something that drive me to do better by…

I’m not watching it if Louis CK isn’t in it.  I’m also not watching it if he is in it.

since when does espn apologize for people having shitty takes?

ESPN apologized because Carville told the truth?

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with losing your mind on a Saturday afternoon. Especially in the south.

Can he be somebody more fun to watch than James Harden?

There is perhaps no less effectual way to address the problem of you being forced to read things you are not interested in reading.

How is he supposed to get better if that guy won’t even put his arms out in a circle? 

This whole saga is such an incredible testament to the power of the human  mind, and how much we don’t yet understand about it. Imagine growing up your whole life playing a certain sport, and then suddenly psyching yourself out to the point where you’re terrible at it?