At least we’re finally getting an answer to “what would it look like if an entire organization was the old lady who complained to the HOA about your lawn?”

I’d love to see a report of every free throw that James Harden has taken that he doesn’t deserve.

I don’t know- my left middle finger keeps trying to flick off Dutch people.

Earlier this month, after news of the investigation broke, Hatchell’s attorney Wade Smith told the Associated Press that Hatchell “didn’t have a racist bone in her body,” a statement that has yet to be checked with an orthopedist.

I just typed in “apartments near me” and literally the first one I clicked was a single bedroom for $825 per month. With a 40 hour week job at minimum $11 per hour, that leaves me $500 a month for utilities and food.

I at least know how to read threads on this stupid site so that I know what the conversation is before sticking my dick where it doesn’t belong.

My lack of experience, hm? I’m well-traveled, lived on my own in a dozen different cities under a dozen different circumstances and have been everywhere from well off to eating a single bowl of rice a day and everything in between.

Most cities have affordable housing, unless you’re specifically choosing to live in stupidly expensive areas. Or in New York City. Or in Los Angeles proper.

http://livingwage.mit.edu/counties/17031

I quoted the figure for a single adult. Granted, a couple with 1 child is barely making a living wage at $15/hr. and as a matter of policy we’re going to want people to have the option of having children....so yeah, $15/hr. is not cause for celebration in major metros.

Not to…

I just did use the internet for research - turns out MIT says that $13.54 is a living wage in Cook County, Illinois, which is hardly one of the cheaper places in America to live.

So that runs counter to your assertion that $15/hr. is not enough to live off.

Hey, if you can’t open your brain long enough to see that a lot of people can make it just fine on the old minimum wage of $10, then that’s your problem and frankly I don’t give two sh!ts if you can afford your next month’s rent or not, because of your stupidity.

I JUST got it.

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.

There’s this thing called the Comedy Triangle, composed of three sides (duh): Material, Delivery, and Audience. If you’re missing a side, your joke is gonna fail. Know your audience, man... Inappropriate jokes never fair well on the kinja network. 

I hate to repeat myself but I’m going to go ahead and copy/paste this here:

So, you hire Paul Manafort to hand laundered money to the car wash sponsor in order to maintain plausible deniability? Well played.

My high school girlfriend, now wife of 15 years, was the captain of our 6A school’s pom squad for a couple of years and took part in these. At 17, it didn’t occur to me... At 40, it is totally clear how f’ing creepy this stuff is.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

It’s not nice to make fun of blind people like that. You guys should be taking the higher ground. 

Unless you’re Matt Murdock.