you people are obsessed with simmons

You don’t understand. These people run a story on SHS almost every day. It’s like they actually think she’s got the secret to all of the country’s problems and is going to unveil them at a presser.

“isn’t it ‘interesting’ that Sarah Huckabee Sanders answered a question about racist police violence by going off on a wild, panicked tangent about the economy and border security?”

“She repeated her question, twice, and only received an actual response (though not an answer) once she retroactively sourced the question to “the guys,” thereby, apparently, lending it credibility?”

Some are Aryan, but not white.

It’s good to see the Kings recognize our right to assemble, even if it’s 250 years late.

I dunno, man. You SURE Jordan won’t be facing murder charges? If what this “someon” says is true, the owner of the Charlotte Hornets is now ALSO the owner of the New Orleans Pelicans, a mere week after actual Pelicans owner Tom Benson keeled over dead. Pret-ty suspicious, if my years observing Jessica Fletcher at work…

I knew Shannon Hale in high school in SLC. She made everyone greet her with a silly handshake. I stand with Oompa Lupica.

I will star this...mainly for also being a pre-Internet old person who remembers calling into sports radio trivia shows.

And this is why we shouldn’t have men in publishing.

What about that guy(or gal) that invented the cloth that is currently my only article of clothing?

My favorite long form Twitter Stories are the ones that make both parties look bad, albeit unintentionally. God bless The Twitter.

Well, put yourself in his shoes. Haha, just kidding. Don’t do that. It would hurt your feet.

So wait, this woman did a bunch of research and learned a lot about Mike Lupica and was somehow unaware that he is a smug, humorless prick?

Is it really so hard to believe though? Once upon a time titans walked on clouds and this one guy ruled the ocean. There’s apparently been crackens and all sorts of devils. Vampires for instance. Warewolf too

I was totally on this woman’s side until she threw in the “mediocre books” comment. C’mon Shannon. You’re better than that.

Typically when you settle a case, it’s over with. Both sides made an agreement to close it.

Yeah, you nailed it. You should work as a publicist.

Would you show remorse or contrition if some found your language offensive?

My goodness, a sensible, rational thought!