“a black mother whose child forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer”

It still baffles me that in a league trending toward everyone needing to be able to shoot long distance shots, the consensus top two picks in 2017 were two guys who have very, very big flaws in their shooting mechanics.

RIP Deadspin. This is so fucking pathetic.

I don’t really like either of you, but its hilarious how mad you are that you aren’t Bill Simmons.

Counterpoint: Deadspin’s obsession with Bill Simmons is an embarrassment.

Look at the number of words you dedicated to a man who does your job better than you.

On the one hand, I want to say it’s better to be brilliant than clever, because any idiot can catch up to clever.

All of the above is true, but I call bullshit on the “Because he’s the most powerful, blah, blah” There is clearly a personal element involved here, just like that movie from the 80's

You spent all morning on this? Considering the blank checks you’ve bitched about, I hope you’re at least charging him high rent for the space he has in your head.

I don’t like Bill Simmons but the fact that you devoted two mad, rambling articles to him today is pathetic.

TL:DR — Simmons turned Magary down for a job

Yeah, because you and the rest of the Deadspin staff are pumping out high art.

Bill Simmons created the platform that you now use to slander him - internet blogs.

Compared to Simmons you, Magary, are a fucking hack. You aren’t funny, and your jamboroo column sucks.

These are the worst John Lennon parody lyrics ever.

She is a dangerously insane millenial. But she’s hot so we all listen. America is so fucked.

The state gave us Mike Pence. It can get fucked.

Indiana IS an armpit.

Oh sure everything looks bad if you remember it!

I’ve actually tried to reassure my wife that, if I were ever to start hiring prostitutes, they’d be strictly high class call girls and not cheap street hookers.