I need a flowchart to follow Deadspin’s thought process. Its like they almost always disagree and belittle ESPN (which, Deadspin wouldnt even exist if not for ESPN—but neither here nor there) unless ESPN publishes something bad about the Patriots (or really Boston in general) then they back it up 100%, write 4 stories…

Some how the fact that taping was legal before 2007 was left off this. Also taping is still legal as long as you don’t do it from the sidelines...Funny how that was left off.

Are you fucking with us? Brady was suspended for “having a general knowledge” that the ball handlers may have slightly deflated balls by a statistically insignificant measure.... during the AFC championship game, not the Super Bowl.

John Harbaugh and the Ravens are like school in the summertime... Wait, are Fat Albert jokes still allowed, post-Cosby?

Trutherism aside, Pete Carroll is an unfailingly positive and decent guy.

Yeah, fuck that asshole for doing the job he was hired to do! Where does he even get the gall?

You cant really compare the two. When I see the suggs hit I feel like " damn idk about that" and when I see that pile driver from last night I feel like " WTF, MAN SHITS CRAZY!!11!!" .... See, the whole world is based off of my reactions, and my reactions were not the same, so you can not compare.

I almost never do this anymore, but when I first started drinking I never once had a hangover when I would match every drink with a glass of water.

That’s a pretty hot take consider the number of studies that have been done showing the balls pressure would have been affected by natural elements, on top of the lack of any real evidence that the balls were adjusted below the allowed PSI level by humans after the refs had inspected them.

It’s pretty clear this stopped being about on-field conduct months ago, and that this is a pissing contest between two guys who can’t afford to lose in the eyes of the public, and yet they both have.

I’m from “greater Boston”, and I think we all believe every team fucks with balls (Aaron Rodgers admitted to it e.g.). The NFL has some sort of score to settle with the Pats, that’s what is clear.

“What if we do a reboot of White Shadow? And since it’s HBO we can show lockerroom dong.”

Because he’s the most electrifying personality in sports entertainment. And HBO doesn’t have a contract with the NFL.

Bill Simmons’ Real Sex.

You aren’t paying Mercedes money. It’s $200 bucks. If that’s a lot you shouldn’t be buying anything for entertainment. And don’t people talk crap about their eq? It’s a certain sound, certainly a specific look that people like. Where are these headphones that sound exactly like Beats but are cheaper.

They aren’t screwing over the consumer, are you that delirious? Do you go into a store and only see Beats headphones wall to wall? They are providing consumers an option - it’s an individuals person preference to go to a store and choose what they want to buy. If some one sees the value in Beats headphones, because…

Music snobs: only slightly better than audiophiles.

I own a pair of beats solo HD, and I have no complaints for them. The sound quality (for me) is great, but mostly because I listen to a great deal of bass heavy music. It comes off as clear and precise, not overloaded like other headphones I’ve encountered.

Greg Hardy was “generally aware” that he may have to murder that woman if she chose to testify against him and it is “probable” he was going to cave her head in. 4 Games. Jerry Jones is going to get a celebratory lap dance.

This is the technical mishap that led to Polian being suddenly yanked off the air. Pay attn to McKendry's reax.