It’s one of those muted earthy tones that only works if you’re really pale or really dark. Otherwise you look like you’re molting.

Gorka should be careful what he wishes for. Cronkite would have nailed this entire administration to the wall.

It’s subtle.

There are a few different guesses as to the origin. One is that it comes from Southern ladies gossiping over tea, so gossip became associated with pouring the tea, spilling the tea, etc. The other is that it comes from 60s-70s NY black drag queen culture and tea comes from T, which stood for ‘talk’ or ‘truth’. Even…

This just in: people in other countries are not immediately aware of the content of every single American program and the ways they’ve changed over the decades.

Well the issue is that religion has never been just a moral or ethical framework. Purely abstract moral frameworks do exist— but for practically all of human history, what is called “religion” has also been an attempt to try to explain the natural world, which is why there are creation myths, creatures like home and…

Obviously they are, but that doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate the finite timeframe of smooth skin and babyface that we are all allotted in this life.

It’s just ironic to me that he makes several good points about the disconnect and self-interest of the elites, and then there comes that paragraph that almost sounds like an Onion parody of an out-of-touch elite.

Broccoli is just a fun little song that’s about as meaningful as any white popstar’s lil songs in this decade or any other decade where teenagers exist. Google is free.

We’ll miss you Kara!

Am I supposed to never have a dog because my boyfriend is allergic?

“Micro-scandal” makes me feel like going to the nearest Whole Foods and slapping the first person I see.

It’s extra petty because the last season ended just this year. Instant shade verdict for me, because technically she might not have any reason to be up-to-date on Lena Dunham’s storied career (who has the time?)

This paper concerns variability of a relatively small patch of the Earth over a couple years. The “chicken little junk” as you call it, concerns huge amounts of data collected all around the world over decades. Quit your bullshit.

Nose jobs nowadays are less about turning your schnoz into a doll nose and more about removing unflattering bumps and corners, and increasing symmetry. And in some parts of the world (especially South Korea) they increase nose size by adding to the bridge, which makes the nose more prominent on the face but in a…

As far as the feminism stuff “stopping thinking,” the way I read it is that “feminism” has become such a polarizing word that she wants to sneak some feminist messages across without actually using the word.

All these tabloids really need to get off Madonna’s jock and let her live her life. I commend her for going out there and getting as much young model dick as possible in the short space of time the Flying Spaghetti Monster allots to us.

“It has never happened to me,” said Suliemann Wazeerud-din, a black emergency physician in Atlanta.

I mean it’s not their fault that most of the chunky cosplayers didn’t spring for the more skin-revealing pool party theme.

While I’m always game for a Bieber drag, Purpose had a bunch of genuinely great pop hits. And I need to kindly remind the Hanson choir that their bubblegum pop rock hasn’t been relevant since 1997.