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Wow, that puppet is creepy. And I used to love that show.

It’s yeast-free!

It’s whatever the blandest pie on earth is. Like, if there was a squash pie. Or maybe a potato pie.

Take the quiz. It's not that easy.

It’s a wholesome apple pie, but the filling is made with bone broth.

Aw, I miss Lamb Chop’s Play Along. Rest in peace, Sherry Lewis.

I can’t read this and not think of the phrase “fur pie”

clay

Where they don’t want fingers?

You might be the devil.

I see your pie Shailene. And I give you “CAKE”.

TLOP meets T-Rex

at this point I can’t tell the difference between Kanye and Trump.

Lame feud is lame. Now this is a feud:

Kanye is an asshole and will always be an asshole.

I’ve never breast fed, but at a wedding once, my sister-in-law had not been able to pump for only a couple hours after her normal deadline and she was practically in tears and had giant, porn-star-looking, rock hard, grapefruits-in-the-bra style tits. We were in the bathroom, washing our hands and I was suddenly like,

I hope he stumbles across a minor one next. Arbor Day, with an Al Gore cameo?

I say we go bleed all over the capitol steps.