Given the pain she must have been in, this really was the only sane course of action.

It’s been done.

HBD

Thank you for this.

This generated the funniest image of one of those grade school art projects where you carve out some sort of stamp then use paint to apply it repeatedly to paper — substitute woman “stamping” paper with her paint covered labia.

Designing Sock Words is my dream job. I’m about to introduce “Cadge” in my new collection.

The best diet is the one where you imagine the Guidice’s making out literally anywhere and then you never eat again.

Oh man, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I saw him making out with a fake moustache just last week.

YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS.

I think this engagement news is great. Kylie and Tyga should also get married. They should all live together and raise the kid (Blac & Tygas) together and it’ll be like one big convoluted episode of Modern Family

Me after reading that headline:

Justin: If you don’t grow facial hair, don’t grow facial hair.

“Scotland Yard involved in poisoning William’s firstborn illegitimate son”

She’s not wrong about the arms, tho. Michelle O’s deltoids are my gymspiration.

I CAN’T GET MY EYES BACK IN MY HEAD AFTER THAT “40+ AND UNEMPLOYED” IMAGE!

Myá: I would probably dive off of a cliff after giving up meat and sex too.

Tom Cruise to Diane Cox: G-d made me for you.

the study found that companies with women in senior management positions were more profitable