I loved that show. It was so sweet. Such happy endings.

A Baby Story and Bringing Home Baby were awesome, and 30 minutes is just enough time that you care enough to root for them but they don’t become professional reality TV stars. The more involved “get to know this family way too well over the course of several episodes/seasons” shows are where it either gets really…

Grade: F (Blake Shelton says he’ll make you come come hell or high water.)

As far as Khloe’s father I’m going with the hairdresser Kris was also sleeping with.

• “Gwen I’m gonna make you come come hell or high water!”

it’s just a side-by-side comparison of Khloe (taken several years ago) and Sydney Simpson in which they look, well, fine, they look like half-sisters.

I doubt her dad cut her off when she told him she wanted to act at 18 since he put her in one of his films at 17.

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It’s fucking depressing I know how to spell their name. I have to just attribute it to my memory for shapes of words, otherwise I’d really have to reexamine my life.

I KNOW.

Yes.

I immediately thought “Kardashian Konspiracy” myself.

Agreed. I treat time like a bank now. Once I account for my 88 hours of *extra* time per year in traffic, work, parenting to the point that kids are asleep, then that miniscule slice of pie left in the bank is for me to budget out to somehow participate in the things that made me ME, made my wife like me, and led to…

Well, much like the Danner/Paltrows they’ll probably be on their own after college.

They’re already out of the package :(

we learn that he believes in “Jewish Standard Time” (when you have a soft arrival for cocktails)

“With amnesia,” he said, “you have no past. Your name could be Refrigerator. This is about ultimate possibility.”

Damn. I just bought a couple of sweaters from Kit and Ace. I didn’t realize it was him. I need to set up a CEO tracking system, before I wind up buying something from Dov, inadvertently.

Theres a little girl at the rink I used to coach at that is figure skating in a hijab and her program is “Wonder Woman” and it’s fantastic

This is shallow, but I’m just imagining all of the beautiful things she could do with ballet costumes that include a hijab.