She really is “common”! What a relief. And here I thought she couldn’t possibly relate to me.

She pulled a Tori Spelling and auditioned under another name too.

Especially those cute little "kitten heels."

You’ll have to pry the wineglass from Mrs. Stig’s cold, dead hands.

I got chills as soon as I read “I just want you to know why I am doing this.”, I’m glad she’s safe and nothing happened, but damn that’s scary.

I love how she pretends like her upbringing until the age of 18 wasn’t immense privilege. She never took a dime because she never needed to, she had connections, proper health care, dependable education, etc etc etc.

omg Kris has people everywhere! wait, are you one of Kris’s people??

How did Kris get her to be drunk and violent before the flight in order to get her searched and arrested though, THERE ARE VITAL CLUES WE ARE MISSING!

And she had to walk a mile, uphill, there AND back.

Yeah, this makes no sense unless they are sure they got her. If it was a complete reboot I can see not casting any of them, but since this is a sequel you kind of have to get at least SMG

Wasn’t her first role as a young Wendy in Hook a gift from Uncle Spielberg? #bootstraps

I’m sure she did. Just like I’m sure she 100% super-totally did not have a trust fund to draw on later in life...

At least she didn’t say she was “poor” (although I don’t believe she was broke either). Even if they stopped supporting her, she always had that safety net, which is more than alot of people have. I don’t think she should feel bad about that, but I hate the disingenuous “I built myself up from nothing” bs from…

Does Ecstasy come non-pill form?

No, but she probably had to take a bus one time, right after she declared her independence and left her parent’s upper east side home to go down to Union Square and throw her hat up in the air. After that she called a cab home tout de suite, because she didn’t realize you had to interact with so many poors.

“she would have no idea how to get ecstasy in pill form, even if she wanted it.”

Wait, didn’t GP coast into her career thanks to her parents and the only role that was any good at all was Margot Tennenbaum because all she had to do was sulk and smoke?

God I am old. I have never heard of several of these people.

It’s time to round up the usual suspects: