Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

As a clinician who regularly treats children and adults who engage in disordered eating, all I can say about this comment section is: YIKES.

You have the correct take here and the commentariat at Splinter has lost their goddamn minds.

A little background:

There’s something about watching (and listening to) a Haka performance that just gets me in the feels every time. I can’t say what it is, maybe a couple of factors. Perhaps it’s the passion of those that perform it, or the power and symbolism that the ceremonial dance feels like it holds. Perhaps it’s the history…

It’s not that one’s more important than the other, it’s that one is more salient. If you sit down at your desk at work and don’t have your computer, you’re going to notice. If you sit down at your desk and you’ve already left your child in the care, you’re not going to notice.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders addressed Kelly’s controversial grimace with reporters on Thursday, where she said that he was merely “displeased” that “he was expecting a full breakfast and there were only pastries and cheese.” This is almost certainly total bullshit, but it’s still amusing to…

Can we take a second and say what a good job the plate umpire does here? He’s in perfect position for the fair/foul call, but somehow he moves into perfect position for the swipe tag less than a second later. All the while he’s got interference looming, three feet of basepath to keep the runner in as well as making…

Hexus

I know at least one other youth soccer team that could use some additional dive training.

False equivalency is false. Stress is involuntary. Emotion is involuntary in the short term, but completely controllable in the long term.

Whoever has the pain has the problem.

Whataburger is life. In-and-Out is a meme.

The best part is actually after the video ends. The Yankees gave up 7 runs in the next four innings and lost the game.

Your self-awareness is both admirable and despicable. Now that I’ve established a flexible position on the matter, I will wait and see which side gains an upper hand so that I can pile on in proper fashion.

I don’t know if it gets mentioned in the video that he did this in a game against the Orioles, with whom he spent his entire Major League career (he’s in the O’s Hall of Game).

This isn’t really hating on black people at all. It’s a group of girls having fun singing along to a popular song.

You’re kidding right? Have you read the news lately? I suggest a little googling. Get caught up.

Is the “us” flat-earthers or Christians?

But we don’t have to get to the person, we can stop at his deeds and feats. It doesn’t matter if Napoleon was a tyrant, we can still discuss and admire his military genius without pondering the man himself.