You got some reeeaaal beef with Ohio goin there. Who’s to say the people of that fine state won’t get a chance to catch a legendary, just because it’s not cold enough? Even Lebron moved there to get away from the heat.

Felt the emotions coming up. Looks damn near spot on perfect for a continuation of the Genesis games. Can’t wait to hear the soundtrack.

If you take public transportation to work, it’s the perfect time to leave the app open. Stops are frequent enough that the game tends to count you as going within the speed limit, and since you’re not the one driving, you can actually catch stuff!

I'm gonna have to get some blood pressure meds after all this salt.

The Last of Us meets Dark Souls: Norse Mythology Edition~

You and this again? They own the movie rights and have since the 90s. Are you really that surprised? Remember when Microsoft bought Quantum Break? Cuphead? Scalebound? Sunset Overdrive? Dead Rising? Ryse? Rise of the Tomb Raider? Know what they have in common with Spider-man? They’re second party games - neither…

Sony owns the rights to Spider-Man. They didn’t have a buy an exclusive.

KRATOS HAS A BEARD.

Why is Fahey starring in the new God of War game?

As someone living in China, it’s absolute hell and there is no greenery respect to be found.

I’d disagree given how vague the term “asian” is and how much of what you said plays into stereotypes. Also because of how polluted some cities in China are, such as Shanghai.

Can I just say I’ve always thought Trunk’s sword was the stupidest thing?

Ming Na Wen has the acting experience and it’s smoking hot would have been awesome since Motoko Kusanagi spends most of the time nude in her suit, of course I doubt it’s going to be like that.

That’s the difference between a Pete Rozelle and this chromosome-deficient asshole. Trump — a terrible businessman — would run circles around Roger Goodell today, and we’d wind up with TrumpBall Presented by AT&T (f/k/a NFL) football on Sundays while the inbreds who own 70% of the league now counted their cash, and…

I nearly did put it in the first post, but I liked the brevity of the original joke, so yeah, glad I waited on that one.

Everybody around my desk is staring because of the involuntary “HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!” that escaped my lips upon reading this.

I really liked how you had this second joke in reserve, but waited for someone to give you an opening rather than forcing it in the first post. Solid Kinja.

this guy’s on fucking FIRE

audibly said jesus christ at my desk. bastard.