“My mother (a Jalop before Jalops were a thing)“

$10k gets you a ten year old Camry with 110k on it. 

Remembah when these wah inexpensive? Jeeperidge Fahm remembahs....

Counterpoint.  Go to the local amusement park and buy one of their clapped out go-karts for 500 bucks.

Only if there are speakers blasting the intro from “The Final Countdown” by Europe.

Don't worry, this thing is low enough that you won't even be able to see your death coming, until the very last second.

I guess the real question here is whether I’d choose this green yard dart as how I die, because there are zero safety features, not enough power to get out of its own way matched by 80s-era brakes almost as strong as what’s on my bicycle. Almost.

I’m stunned it took all the way down here in the comments to find a passing reference to KRSOne.  IMO, G.O.A.T.  You can’t even *HAVE* a conversation about modern hiphop without him.  

What you’re missing is that the GOP standard procedure these days is to just say random shit as if it made logical sense but that falls apart if you think about it for ten seconds.

i’ve never once heard someone call an s2000 “reliable”

I’m probably misremembering but I believe it was Murs that came up with a set of criteria very similar to yours. The requirement of a presence on the charts cut out a LOT of rappers we’d all consider all time greats like Rakim and KRS One.

An S2000 isn’t easy for a 70 year old to get in an out of. 

shit, at least the Taliban knows how to run a successful coup.

I still maintain that the people terrified of wearing masks must have shit breath or something. Same for the motherfuckers who can’t seem to keep their mask over their fucking noses.

When are we going to stop pretending that the followers of Christian faith aren’t responsible for more pain and suffering than any other group in human history? Why is there still this social stigma shrouding atheism? It’s ridiculous and mind boggling that we still cling to the idea that atheists are somehow less…

Oh is there peace in the Middle East? I had no idea!

It’s a real treat to have your pedanticness on the discussion today -.-

Say things like:

Didn’t know there was such a beastie . . . and for sure don’t want this at this price (actually $10,000 once you take care of the battery). That type of fuel mileage isn’t all that impressive these days. I’ve got a 2018 Silverado Club Cab with the V8, and see 17mpg around town and low- to mid-20s on the freeway.