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Ugh; what’s the point of color #12?

Bingo?

WTF even is this??? Some white people shit I guess...

Calm down, Elon.

42.6! LOL! Oddly specific, made me smile.

I get where you’re coming from on that, but to be completely pedantic, the people have been photoshopped in; they cast no shadows.  It sure looks that way, anyhow.  I see some poor attempt at shadows, but it still looks like they’re floating above the floor.

I don’t know about all that other shit - I have no idea who “Kaws” is, nor do I care - but I need that Bösendorfer concert grand.

Holy balls Batwoman!  I did not notice the lack of eyeteeth until you pointed it out!  (I do try to not look at anyone remotely associated with the Trumps.)  Creeeeeeeeeeepy!

It’s probably not airborne: NPR

We’re surviving. Two boys, 5 and 2. I’m currently paying close attention to a WebEx meeting about flow cytometry. Really close attention (eye roll). My wife had WebEx meetings/phone calls from ~8 til 10am, now I go til noon. Nap/quiet time is when we both can work, then after they go to sleep, too. Both of us are

Take it with a grain of salt, but the solace is that EVERY kid is going to be “behind.” There’s rumors that the schools here in MD may not reopen this school year. What does that mean for HS seniors? College admissions? SATs have been postponed.  Every kid, 1st, 2nd, 8th, 4th grader is going to be three months shy of

Just wanted to add one more “get up and moving” one that worked for us (2 yr old and 5 yr old):

My five-year-old now has “Wrecking Ball” basically as his entrance music. To. Everywhere. We. Go. He announces his presence with “I came in like a WRECKING BALL!” And now he is almost insisting we call him Wrecking Ball.

Like this motherfucker has ever watched “Gone With the Wind.” It’s about 210 minutes beyond his attention span.

Read the headline and was like, “So, members of Congress want a dating app to help them find other sex offenders to hook up with?  Sounds about right.”

It’s a good first step. But you know, rich folk are gonna rich folk and find some way to skirt the spirit of the rule. Whether it be emancipating their minor children, or setting up themselves as a “foundation” or some other nonsense. I hate to be so pessimistic, but the past three years have taught me that, yes, it

This issue, like many of life’s woes, can be ameliorated with good communication. I just finished How to Talk so Little Kids Will Listen and the biggest take-away is making sure your little ones feel as though they are heard. They just want to know that you are paying attention to them.

Good quick connection list. For our household, my wife or I will take one kid grocery shopping, and the other gets mom/dad time. Of course, there’s plenty of reading favorite books pretty much on demand. I have “Where the Wild Things Are” memorized and my wife is close with “Hop on Pop.” As for little dance parties