Ok, so don’t overclock your vape. It would be bad. Good to know.

Not Star Trek, nor metal, but I still have the original Star Wars Galactic Funk album. Played it not long ago when I bought a turntable again.

“As James Bamford explains in his 2012 book Body of Secrets, many of these proposals were nothing short of treason. And these weren’t low level bureaucrats coming up with these ideas. They were top level military and intelligence advisors.”

Given the people in the picture, this non-profit was going through some layoffs, then? Killing everybody off was just the Bobs’ plan?

One of NASA’s current programs is to come up with an engine that will get us to Mars in 70 days.

Yes, let’s all laugh at the pioneering and cutting edge thing that you do for a living which will be considered garbage in twenty years.

“When the IMU sent this bogus information to the craft’s navigation system, it calculated a negative altitude. In other words, it thought the lander was below ground level.”

“Tax breaks are one thing (and Apple keeps much of its cash overseas anyways)“

I want mine delivered by drone.

“How I Met Your Mother (again, playing a version of ‘himself’)“

It’s almost statistically guaranteed that there are people walking around right now with the cure for cancer in their bodies, and we’ll never know. Because they’ll never get sick from cancer (either not get it at all, or as soon as cancer cells show up, their natural immunity will fight it of before there are…

You know what’s even more annoying? This guy’s accent.

It was a response to “I think a few other people feel the same way I do, lol.”

Approximately half of the voters in this country feel the way you do. The other half doesn’t. I’m not sure how the huge chunk of eligible voters who chose not to vote at all (~46%) feel about it, other than “apathetic enough that they chose not to vote”.

“Yeah, no. I was referring to one individual. Not the world. I know it’s more convenient for you to act like I was talking about the whole world, though...because you’re a fucking scumbag.”

In other words, he’s doing exactly what the people who elected him wanted him to do.

“If you’re not American, then I apologize. You’re opinion doesn’t matter to me at all here. God bless.”

Just curious: do you guys actually sell advertising and set your rates on the basis that you’re a “technology blog”?

It still doesn’t beat AYDS, the weight loss supplement. Talk about an unfortunate product name coincidence for the early 80s.

Yeah, I still can’t understand him...