“As a Michigander”

All you need is binaural ASMR videos from YouTube, or the bobross stream on Twitch.

Your liver has my condolences.

Try Jezebel instead...

How exactly does somebody sentenced to 20 years in prison for poisoning 750 people end up only serving 2.5 years?

But what if the site *is* in orbit, and all your orbiting nukes are pointed at the surface, hmm?

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Less than twelve parsecs...

If your connection relies on name resolution, and you or the DNS server you talk to at your ISP don’t already have the data cached from previous connections, then you are reliant on a successful DNS lookup from the authoritative DNS servers for the domain you’re looking up.

We should probably keep this guy away from boats, too. Just in case.

Except the guy in the cage was named Ming.

It’s all on a server in Hillary’s basement. Or was. Might have been wiped by now.

It’s also missing a massive amount of 2G/3G/4G radio technology and all the power management that entails. It is not “slightly harder”.

You must be great fun at parties...

Here are Trump’s 14 policy positions, straight from his web site. While you very likely will agree with none of them, he absolutely *has* positions. Knock yourself out reading through them, and then we can all have a discussion on their merits relative to the policy positions from the Clinton campaign.

“Why is this so hard to do? Dell, HP, where are you? This is just a small PC.”

I thought Univision deliberately did not take on liabilities associated with Gawker, yet somehow you guys keep writing about it.

For all of you looking for the place for “I’m too old for this shit” people, consider OTG (The Old Timers Guild). There are several thousand of us playing every game imaginable:

You didn’t seriously just use a “one weird trick” headline...

While the millennials have tablets and bike to work?