They'll probably treat them the way they treat cars that have been submerged in cargo ship accidents: shred them.

"Degree followed by at least 3 years of related, progressively responsible, professional experience or at least 1,000 hours pilot-in-command time in jet aircraft."

If it was scraping OWS protesters off the lawn, I'd call it a freeloader.

All those hours of CoD (or whatever your poison is) will come in handy later...

Normally, I wouldn't respond to (and thus promote) a post like this, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to see how others respond to this rant. I'm not sure I've ever seen anything with a lower signal to noise ratio. It's hilarious.

Waiting for the octopus version. I just know there will be an octopus version.

Yeah, the burning pee may have been something else, bro...

"What is the point of a consumer router this fast, when broadband companies don't seem to be offering speeds like 150 and 250 Mbps for a VERY long time, especially at any price close to affordable? "

Good. If the shame of fighting in public in a restaurant isn't enough to keep people from doing it, maybe the fear that the entire world will see it will be.

I wouldn't touch that line with a 10 foot pole.

I love that cartoon. Classic stuff.

You're not the only one:

"THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION"

The Rule 34 version of this website incoming in 3...2...1...

Or you could hand a GoPro on the outside of the wall and a 60" TV on the inside. Or use a couple of iPads for a really small window that works in both directions...

Why would you expect to be able to view your pictures in iTunes?

I once worked in a building where the guy in the office across the hall from the bathrooms complained about the odors that made their way into their office. Upon investigation, it turned out that the air vent in their office was directly connected to the air vent in the bathroom...

Thus proving you've never played D&D.

Land of the Lost: one of my favorite shows as a kid. It's weird how I'm now friends with the guy that directed the first two seasons (and also 103 episodes of The Jeffersons, for that matter). Great guy, and I really appreciate the work he did on shows with so much pop culture impact.

Probably not the only thing made longer, amirite?