You're a corporate tool...

They really should have cast Jesus in Thor.

The US is also the country that created a regulatory and labor law environment which has forced Apple (and many others) into sending jobs out of the country to stay competitive. Consumer behavior dictates what companies do, and consumers (including US consumers) have consistently stated through their actions that the…

Right. Because a tinkerer would never consider dropping $100 per year on his hobby.

Stock up on frozen peas. And resist the urge to walk around too soon, thinking that you feel pretty good a few hours later...

One of my pet peeves: "jive" should be "jibe".

I would wear jeans and a black mock turtleneck.

W. T. F.

Let me rephrase it, then, so you'll understand what I was getting at: What if they come out with a completely re-engineered iMac option that matches the performance specs of a Pro?

What if they come out with a Xeon based iMac to fill the performance gap?

Yeah, I'll give that a #COTD...

There's probably a reason why there is only one guy left.

Nobody photographs their way into Mordor.

No company should be too big to fail. None of the bailouts should have happened, and Ford should be owner of GM's assets right now (having purchased them for pennies on the dollar in a bankruptcy auction).

It's Socialism if the government does it and forces it on everybody. Not if Bill Gates does it voluntarily. And you might want to look at the statistics concerning lottery winners and how many of them end up penniless within a few years. Just giving people money isn't necessarily going to improve their standard of…

Just turn off "ask to join networks".

The capital gains tax rate being lower than the income rate is not silly. You risked money that you were already taxed on (by investing in the market, a business, or a development project, for instance), and the gains you make by taking that risk are taxed less as a result of both the risk you took and the fact that…

CEO compensation is between them, their boards, and their shareholders. Unless you're a shareholder of the company in question, you have no standing to protest what the CEO makes. It's none of your business.

You should try having a blade slice a flap of your cornea away (while you're awake, mind you), and then relish the smell of burning eyeball as the laser does its business.

Actually, I think a rapid reversal of an obviously stupid decision makes them look smart, not irresponsible.