@Ron-Mexic0: Don't eject said jet pack until it is docked properly, however.

Ah iPod Mini first gen. Back when you were included with instruction book, CDs of drivers, stickers, firewire cable (I think USB came along for the ride too). And now you're nothing more than a plastic shell and not much else except probably an insert that says go to apple.com/ipod for more information.

@Ralph Macchio: Great, thanks a bunch. Now I'm seeing executives green lighting this with a specialized dance number and the DeLorean in the background with fog machines and Bieber in the iconic puffy vest and high tops!

@The_Geek_Greek: Startup sound will be epic too.

Wander under some different kind of lighting and you're just asking for all sorts of trouble from the color theory class down the block.

They could've repurposed their Mylo for this very exact situation.

Oh, someone just hit the nail on the head with the signature at the bottom of the email! A simple two sentence email, and then a gigantic paragraph about "the contents of this email are property of blah blah blah corporation".

Microsoft needs to not only be heard right now, they need to be understood as well. They need to assert themselves in the phone market with a stellar launch and a promise to keep up with the technology that is rapidly evolving. They have to show us that they put thought into their upcoming phone release and not just…

Not to say that using Bowflex is any less dangerous than using free weights, but if anything, let's pay attention to everything that we do and make sure that we maintain focus. My condolences to the family.

@crazypills77: Awesome. Just flashed back to when I rocked these things with the pager chain that ALMOST looked as tacky as my gold fronts!

Wouldn't it be something if it was voice activated and when you start going through the Voltron speech, the laptop would start up...

The battleground is the living room, and the big named companies are gathering their troops to the front lines to attack head on. But as Apple learned with their first iteration of ATV, they just simply cannot bring the entire contents of the computer to the television set. AirTunes was brilliant, they knew the best…

@Joe Stoner: Be careful however if you buy it used from Craigslist. These tables came from the '70s, who knows what the hell took up residence in there.

Whoo! If this commercial aired right before 2:30 P.M. on a weekday, MASK would be the next show.

I know I can make fun of the obvious here, but I want to thank Rosa for pointing out the most important thing in life. That is, happiness. To most of us this is probably the most ridiculous thing we've seen today. But if this is what makes that guy happy, then so be it.

@fastactingrelief: Definitely. Kids have to learn at an early age to proof their Easter Bunny pictures.

At first glance I thought the orange marking on the ground was where they would spitball ideas about how Dreamcast 2 would make its return. Then I read the article and now I see...no Dreamcast in the future then huh?

@Waffles And Syrup: I had my routine of already setting up the recorder with the record button and the pause button pressed down. When the song was about to start, pause button was released and a perfect recording off the radio.

@Stem_Sell: Is this the part where I call out Iron Chef Japan to challenge me for tonight's mystery ingredient?

@Redrum4breakfast: Dammit, the choon is stuck in my head now.