Yes, thank you for the great Clash tune!

This is one of the greatest songs of all time.

Well, you for starters, apparently.

this is 100% true!!!! Honestly, most the guys on the Gnats are pretty likable. But I can watch Harper running into outfield wall on loop.

He's been so awesome for us Braves this year (like the entire pitching staff). This guy is always laughing and smiling about something on telecasts. I think he gets high off air.

#BARVESBARVESBARVES

The fat Stax sound. Enjoy.

You wrote way too many fuckin' words, man.

Mrs. Colabello then went home and promptly hung the homerun on the refridgerator.

This puts a lot of pressure on the other twin.

Take it away Kim Deal.

Manny's mom: Do you see, Bradley? You're going to lose because I have flicked the Boogers of Bludgeoning upon you! And I didn't stop at the ones I could reach with this finger! I USED THIS ONE SO I COULD GET THE DEEPEST!!! The last nugget even had some kind of grey matter on it!

There is no such thing as too many Waffle Houses!! Gah!!

Does Atlanta have too many Waffle Houses, or does the rest of the world have too few?

If it makes you feel any better, Jeff Schultz is a fucking scold hack and his go-to insult is "everything I don't like is for 12-year-olds".

How's your ankle, Jared?

The whole point of rugby is to injure the other guys, Hamed.

Does the athlete in question have a Y-chromosome?

From Wikipedia

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