All this talk back home of Michael Sam breaking down barriers just to play the sport he loves, he's got NOTHING on old Johnny Quinn.

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I don't know, I think Wavves would license a song in exchange for a joint.

And Wallace is Doug grown up

And here I was thinking we'd go another Super Bowl with nary a mention of the Jets.

I....don't really see the issue here? No one is forcing anyone to be a cheerleader, or pretty, or flat chested, or big boobed, and if you wanna do it, do it, if you don't, don't, and get a job doing something either 1) More productive and 2) Less based on your physical attractiveness?

What is the takeaway from this? That certain careers/hobbies freely entered into require sacrifices? That if you want to be famous and reap the associate perks, you have to go through some crap?

It's exactly this type of scenario that will have Russian security forces on high alert during the Olympics.

This is more about Bill Simmons than Bill Simmons piece was about Bill Simmons

You see WE do these things because they make us comfortable.

Leo X: What the hell is football and why should mass times not conflict with it?
Martin Luther: You know what? Fuck it. I was on the fence about that one. Ninety-five is enough anyway.

Are you Gregg Easterbrook?

Ah, see, I can knock back straight Cap'n Morgan forever, but for whatever reason it just never went great in Coke for me. Not bad, mind you. But not the best.

Mount Gay. Plus bonus points for making your inner 9-year-old giggle uncontrollably.

It's not anything out of the ordinary, but if you want relatively cheap, decent spiced rum, I go with Sailor Jerry most of the time.

Television!

Seconded.

I was gonna go with John Lithgow.

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