"Surely you can agree that now the name is offensive."

"Ha ha ha, look at his one! He drew a booty and wrote 'Dat's a bad bitch!' on it. Ha ha ha. What a fucking cut up this guy is."

I'd expect Sonic to know everything about traveling fast.

The record books say that he broke the record by a yard, but that's only because they (reasonably) have to round up or down to the nearest yard. However, the truth is, he only beat Dempsey by half a foot.

Gretsches are sexy.

I never got to meet either one of my grandfathers, so a number of years ago, I decided to make Verne Lundquist my official grandfather. His face and voice make me smile. Especially his face. He just looks jolly and kind. Like a grandfather should be. And he says things like, "My gracious!" So grandfatherly. And…

"Actually, I think I've got all I need here."

"It ties for No. 2 with [Christian] Laettner's shot [for Duke over Kentucky in the 1992 NCAA Tournament]..."

Herb Alpert would like a word.

I'm a University of Delaware grad and UD is a good FCS school so I've seen us play Georgia Southern many times. The triple option is a real bitch to stop if you aren't familiar with it and GS recruits the perfect players for it. They've run it for years.

Holy crap, Georgia Southern actually did it! Your post was the first I had heard of the upset. Boy, the Gators have fallen a long way, haven't they?

As funny as the loss is for Florida, I like the Oregon one better.

GEORGIA

Cream. Finest Kind.

We're beating Florida!!! What a way to end the season! My last season. My last game? the end of my football life... at least I'll graduate with a degree from Georgia Sout-blarggrblblgrr

Statesboro Blues indeed.

And that's how Mike Glennon was made.

The bear had a hankering for some Rhesus Pieces.

Hey, hey, there's a monkey.