A word of caution. What has been heard cannot be unheard. I have had this song running in my head for weeks now.

Pictured: A Good Bat Snap

And you have added so much to the discussion yourself.

"What is that magic box? Are there little peasants inside, drawing the picture?"

Bird: Don't get too close guys. I heard you can die from contact.

Birds, showing why we invented the word "birdbrain," don't have the visual or spatial acuity to tell the difference between "outside" and "a reflection of outside."

Braun's the cheater? Jobu used goddamn voodoo to enhance his performance.

It was the vibrator's doing, not his.

If this guy wanted to get really anal, he'd probably be turned down for that too.

Always good to have at least 1 extra pair for skid repair or shweddy balls.

Spman? Oh yeah, that's fine.

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

♫♫

Something tells me this isn't the first blockage his chest has experienced.

Pictured: Tom Ley's Finely Tuned Athlete.

His dick told the police "I know we've had our share of fistfights but I never thought he'd pull a gun on me."

If he's colored