I was so stoked to play this game in general, let alone on Switch - I even staved off my enthusiasm for it long enough not to buy it on PS4 (for those unaware, it released on Switch several months after the other versions released). When it came out that the game was a technical mess, I sort of put it out of my mind.…

The thing I’m having trouble with is all the cables I have running between accessories. So it’s not just electronic to wall stuff. The playstation move and VR for example, has like three chords plugging into the front and back of the Playstation, plus they plug into each other, and the wall. That’s multiple cables…

...counter attacks, and a better-tuned difficulty. The game feels seriously unforgiving at parts, and having weapon/armor upgrades locked behind zone tiers means if you’re having trouble, grinding it out isn’t really an option

Here’s my understanding:

Decent into madness? Unhinged violence? Sold.

Would you say 5 is not essential then? I played a handful of hours of it a while back, but the beginning felt like such a slog at the time and I just could not bring myself to drive a taxi anymore, so I bailed on it. I have, however, played 0, Kiwami, and 4, and I love each of them so, so much.

Oh, shit. I was going back and forth on when I’d get around to Far Cry 5 (I like the series, but it’s not one of those games I need to play day one), but this is a damn good season pass. I’ve never played Far Cry 3, so I might have to do it sooner rather than later.

When I played the beta, I couldn’t keep my character in the center of the screen. It was like the camera wasn’t tracking and it’d just let my player go off to the right. I couldn’t make sense of when it decided to do this, it just seemed to happen randomly. Bug or feature? And, if feature, anybody know what causes…

I think an argument can be made that a bunch of tiny things should amount to one big thing. Fake fighter jet, video game lobby throwing their hat in the ring...a few more and Jason should concede it. Maybe. It’s an option that I’m neither strongly for or against.

Yep, this seals it. Worst part is, Kirk would’ve won the last prediction if Trump had only done this a few weeks earlier.

If you could stalk the Kotaku comments section and taunt Jason with images/gifs from Bloodborne for the rest of the year, that would be really wonderful. Just throwing that opinion out there.

It’s starting to feel that unless a piece checks off all of our socio-political boxes, it can’t be deemed as worthy, or it must be hated for it’s flaws with an intensity that makes this lapse Catholic uncomfortable (what’s even scarier is how we apply this to people). As a personal example, I know someone who was…

Looks like I’ll have to keep reminding myself that if I shatter my Switch into a thousand pieces, I can’t get any of my save files back.

I would expand “can’t” to “can’t do it without wanting to burn the whole fucking world down.” I did quit drinking for a few months after I got a DUI, but I was a furious bastard and once the case cleared the courts, I went back at it with even more reckless abandon.

Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt.

I’d say go ahead and invest some money into it. The game became immensely more enjoyable to me when I had some spare plat play around with, decorate my warframe to look cool as shit (my excalibur looks like if Batman were a Power Ranger), and buy my way through some of the more egregious grinds (and honestly, it’s a…

I watched a Bloodborne speed run the other day that blew my mind. It’s crazy how a game that hard can be made that easy once you really learn how the game functions on a core level. I suppose that’s games in general, but I think Soulsborne games really stand out to me because of their extreme difficulty to their…

As much as I love Warframe, there is a part of me that’s like “Man, a non-free-to-play version of this would be so excellent.” Because it is F2P, though, yeah 24 hours to build...unless you wanna pay two dollars. I had the most fun with it when I just said screw it, invested some money ($50 plat package), and used…

In the year a Yakuza game, let alone 0 and Kiwami, the answer will always be a tie between Kiryu Kazuma and Goro Majima.

I finally got Nioh this weekend, so that’s been fun (I only got it because I was basically looking for “easier Bloodborne”; I got that and then some, in a game that is so much more than a soulsborne clone). However, I am staying with my grandmother while my parents are on vacation (I need to note: she is not watching…