I am, however, correct. So I’m quite comfortable with that.

*Cough*

Antonio Cromartie is most concerned about the homeless children, because there is such a high probability that they are his.

He’s Hanjo.

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, does it still make a sound???

If a WNBA player doesn't talk to the media will anyone notice?

Server issues always seem to strike just as I place a lure and fire off incense.

God dammit, now I want a Luchador in Overwatch...

Wait a second - Ving Rhames is the voice of those Arby’s commercials??

Man of Latino descent replaces an American... cue the Curt Schilling social media meme-o-matic:

Honest question. Would you have written this if the Broncos lost and Peyton Manning sulked?

It’s true that nobody likes losing. But when you can’t handle losing, you are a baby, and deserve to be called one.

(jumps back) (attempts to use heat vision to blow up ball before it’s recovered)

Except no she didn’t. There are major strategic differences between playing softball and playing baseball. They look very similar and have very similar rules, but the games are played differently.