Do you live in Vancouver?

This has long been one of my “if I won the lottery” things: I’d fund getting all rape kits processed.

This is horrible and happens in cities everywhere. A good friend in my city is still fighting to get her rape kit processed. She was raped last October, they’re now deliberately dragging their feet on prosecuting her case since she embarrassed them by going to the media, and our DA has dealt with the negative press…

Gee, I wonder if the dude who she had sex with was banned as well?

Has anyone had the scenario where their gray hairs started getting black roots, then grew out black? Honest question here.

I wouldn’t have expected toxic masculinity to sound so delicious. I would have guessed something more like Tang mixed with sweat and female tears.

Is that hair real? Is that hair now? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HAIR?!?!

“Governor LePage of Maine, who, by the way, has lost a lot of weight,” the President of the United States said. “I knew him when he was heavy and now I know him when he was thin and I like him both ways, okay?” 

Well, there’s also this difference: Patients Cared For By Female Doctors Fare Better Than Those Treated By Men

“Diagnosis: Stylish” did make me laugh out loud, so I guess I am part of the problem.

That man has an astoundingly punchable face

So you’re part of the problem?

This would be more like if Keurig came with the following instructions:

This seems really fucking stupid until you walk through any grocery store coffee aisle and realize it’s 95% Keurig.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP WHAT IS HAPPENING

What gets me the most about those shows are the couples with teenaged children who also need a full bathroom, full kitchen, and enough private space for everybody.

Guys, you don’t want a tiny home, you want an actual home. Your children are going to snap and murder you. Please stop.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

The number seems low.

Five years? That's still easy mode.