People have been fired for being too specific on their reddit stories before. Either insulting a manager on what counts as social media, or a customer finds out etc. It probably doesn't help too much, but any amount of plausible deniability is probably worth looking into.

I lack working knowledge of average baby dimensions, so I'll trust you on that one, but I think that it's fairly self evident that 10 inches of girth is "too much dick", not matter what jujymonkey says.

It was ten inches around. That is too much dick. Like, you can't even argue with that.

There is nothing to doubt. ALL skins are dropped or opened from cases. You cannot buy skins from valve. They are not at all responsible for skin prices, because the community sets those with supply and demand. As for the keys, and other cosmetics, the artists/designers who submitted the designs get cuts from the sale…

^this. Main page kotaku is an MRA and Gamergate shit show. Most of the sub blogs are better, and there are certainly diamonds on the rough but goddamn. The cosplay blog has the worst sub blog commentors on this network though. I loved the guy who told me that he Had to ogle and critique the women's bodies, as that is…

Free? Where I come from, you PAY to go to a wine tasting, spit it out, and then have a snob tell you what you were too "inexperienced" to taste. It's only free if have someone else pay to take you.

I have a big head and glasses (a 155mm frame width at the temple, literally the largest my optometrist has ever seen) and I've never really understood how that could effect over the ear headphones. I have had 6 different over the ear gaming headsets over the years, and none gave me that issue. The only time my glasses…

Wow. Careful buddy, wouldn't wanna break your arm... patting your own back so forcefully can be pretty dangerous. Have you factored that possible medical expense into your age 32 retirement plan?

Chocolate and anuses are a no go for me. I refuse to do anything that further co-mingles the two in my subconscious mind. Caddy Shack took me years to get over.

Holy shit, that's good Kinja.

Not for the New 3DS XL. No faceplates on the big one, and the small one isn't coming stateside.

The Art will always be upside down in one way or another. When closed, the 3ds can be rotated to properly view the art, when open, it has exactly one possible usable orientation, and that is the orientation that should be rightside up. Camera side up for simplicity's sake. I specifically skipped the pikachu one…

Maybe a greater man than I could do it, but I would wager that most can't.

I find the ability to fall asleep mid "business" absolutely astounding. Seriously, good for you. As a man, if I tried to stop mid way through and just go to sleep, I'd maybe last a half hour of tortured tossing and turning till I was back to chasing the dragon. There's not really any tolerance for just giving up. Then…

Fair enoughG given how often the Deals team takes shit for affiliate links and these stupid "should tell us when it's an ad" arguments, I tend to get defensive on their behalf. These people hunt deals down for us, take feedback well, and generally do a great job of informing and curating. So I am sorry for my…

Fair enoughG given how often the Deals team takes shit for affiliate links and these stupid "should tell us when…

Take that pedant shit and go the fuck home. Every single amazon item ever posted by Deals has had an affiliate link. That's how they can afford to hire a team dedicated to finding us good deals, a great many of which have no revenue potential what so ever. If you want to argue definitions, here:

Take that pedant shit and go the fuck home. Every single amazon item ever posted by Deals has had an affiliate link.…

HOW DARE YOU LIKE SOMETHING THAT IS A GOOD DEAL AND IS ALMOST UNIVERSALLY ENJOYED! OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE A PAID SHILL! GAWKER MEDIA ARE FUCKING SELLOUTS!!!1!!!!11!

HOW DARE YOU LIKE SOMETHING THAT IS A GOOD DEAL AND IS ALMOST UNIVERSALLY ENJOYED! OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE A PAID SHILL!…

Says someone who obviously didn't watch Dreamhack or ESL last year and probably doesn't even play.

This^

What the fuck is up with that arm? !