I'd start a kickstarter to pay their salaries if I knew I'd get a gif of exploding Greggggg.

Nope, sorry. A host does not need to account for guests they didn't invite. If everyone thought it was their god given right to bring their kids to any event, that instantly increases the guest list by about 50 %, and the cost proportionatly. If you cannot arrange care for your child, you do not come. It is not my job…

Palin is: Misogynistic, xenophobic, racist, uneducated, and worst of all, a public figure that some segments of the population look up to. We hate her because she sets a horrible example, actively attempts to put down minority groups either through ignorance or malice, and is a massive hypocrite. If that hatred is…

Trig is 6, so he probably weighs about 50 pounds, and the dog probably weighs about 65. You don't see how something weighing almost as much as you standing on your back can do damage? How one bad step with his whole weight on the dog could end badly?

And the GOP is 47% sure they don't give a shit about your opinion. What a time to be alive!

You have no soul.

This must be a franchise thing, cause I never heard about that from my friends or in my personal experience.

If this is a Tim's in Canada, they get 1.5x hourly pay, plus the statutory pay. I always begged for holiday shifts.

Happy Hour Smeargle is surprisingly common in the community now, since a reddit user got an inkay from Japan and starting sending out happy hour smeargles. I can actually trade you one if you want. On reddit, usually you can get a hold of one for something as cheap as a breeding stock pokemon with decent ivs/egg…

Quantum Porn Mechanics mean that that exact porn now DOES exist.

In the first 5 pages, I saw no less than 3 people complaining that they were racist, and that's just the ones they ANSWERED. I can't imagine how many they received.

*Woosh*

Social WMD is so fucking accurate it hurts.

When they ban you, you lose all your items for that game. Realistically that is the punishment more than the actual account ban, since the game is cheap but skins are not.

Goof job being a dick. Steam daily deals last 48 hours, and are therefore still valid. The new deals don't go live until after this post goes up, and presumably the post doesn't write itself, so he needs to finalize it even farther in advance. The games will still be around tomorrow if you can't be assed to look…

The timeline quote does, as does the explanation of infinity energy and the hoenn/kalos connection.

Did you play oras? Because oras explicitly mentions alternate timelines.

Sorry, but the idea that I need to play games across every format and culture to be a "true gamer" is just as asinine a position to take. JRPGs and rhythm games don't resonate with me, and I can't stand mobile games for any longer than the subway trip it takes me when i want to go downtown. Does that make me less of a…

Masculism*

Unless they edited the post after your comment, Kotaku already acknowledged that that is where they got the video from...