Today, in “how to get sued 101"

True, but you can’t publish whatever the fuck you want based on whose account you believe. Unless you enjoy being deposed.

“Allegedly” should stand, as infuriating as that may be....

The same state where I learned the term “road soda” from a teenager.

The go fuck yourself tee.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

First place boy... second place golfer

Unfortunately this is par for the course.

He’s the Prince Fielder of tennis.

100 fucking percent FIFA. I’ll put my house on it.

Yes.

This is a Locke for comment of the day.

Calvin is a Natural, just like Hobbs.

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself.

Eh...build up your immunity! If we are too sanitary a sneeze from a Malasian guy will wipe out 1/2 of the US population.

Mea culpa. All these years, I’ve defended Cam Newton as the victim of, among other things, dubious coaching on the field and institutionalized racism off the field (as well as on it, on occasion). All that may be true, but yeah, he’s a fucking asshole, too.

No. It would be even worse.

Calm down ladies. Smile at the blatant sexism and belittlement, it’s all in good fun. It’s not like you’re flags or an anthem, you’re females.

And many of those perverse outcomes are in the parking lot beforehand.

There is no convincing these soulless assholes that Trump is wrong about anything.