The primary thing to understand about Trump is that Trump isn’t racist, he’s not a white nationalist, he’s not a Russian plant... he’s only out for Trump. Not other white people. Not other rich people. Not other *people.*

Picture Marshawn giving a fuck about what fans think of him.

What is dead may never die.

Patriots all stood for the anthem, so we fucking deserved this shit.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

It was never about the anthem. People are just racist assholes.

The dumbest portion being...most of them?

Perfect for the ongoing escalation between North Korea and USA. Maybe they could add The Interview patches, too.

Jesus Christ. This doesn’t have to be that hard.

Fuck Yeah!

I’m just imagining some intern awkwardly standing by as he only meant to show Mr. Goodell a small bit of the movie to prove a point, but now Roger keeps watching and rewinding the puppet sex scene.

Oh, I implied the cops were racist whites, did I?

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Only for 6 months.

“So much for free speech,” says a mediocre, uninspiring white guy who is totally not a racist.

Now she “loves” everything.

alcohol

Also, my 10 year old has just informed me that she recognizes him from whatever Bizaardvark is, and that “he is stupid.”

“I have outgrown the channel.”