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I’m agnostic, but men like Trump and Sessions make me so desperately want to believe in hell.

tfw you’re done using black culture for profit and moving onto your Colbie Caillat phase.

“I’m Mary Popp...” *cries*

DeVos would later ask during her speech, “Have you ever heard of multi level marketing?”

I bet all that black joke shit was hilarious before it applied to him.

He does have one thing to be proud of, though. He’s still more black than Rachel Dolezal.

1. Yes there are many stupid people

LOL “I’m very normal” aka I’m 50+, moderately disappointed with my life, divorced, with nothing better to do, but get drunk on strawberry margaritas and spout ignorant bullshit at a Traders Joe’s checkout line to people I don’t even know.

I’m so excited about seeing more of Miley Cyrus as Mainframe in the future.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

BREAKING NEWS

Reminder: As unpaid workers, we expect you to follow our company’s code of conduct.

The problem with a “Christian mission” is its first cousin, “manifest destiny.”

She’s certainly not the only one who would sign anything without reading it.

Dear god, the water bill in that household...

If we tell TrumPutin the program was started by Andrew Jackson, will he let it continue?

3....2....1....jump!

Illinois Packers fans are just the absolute worst. We get it, you like a different team, we don’t need to hear how you’re a fan because your dad went to Kenosha for a weekend once.

Fuck Naperville.

I can deal with the Wisconsin transplants in Illinois, but yeah I generally hate Packers fans with no ties to Wisconsin. “Sure I grew up in Naperville, but my great uncle was born in Appleton, so that’s why I’m a Packers fan!!”