1. Yes there are many stupid people

LOL “I’m very normal” aka I’m 50+, moderately disappointed with my life, divorced, with nothing better to do, but get drunk on strawberry margaritas and spout ignorant bullshit at a Traders Joe’s checkout line to people I don’t even know.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

Reminder: As unpaid workers, we expect you to follow our company’s code of conduct.

The problem with a “Christian mission” is its first cousin, “manifest destiny.”

Dear god, the water bill in that household...

If we tell TrumPutin the program was started by Andrew Jackson, will he let it continue?

3....2....1....jump!

Illinois Packers fans are just the absolute worst. We get it, you like a different team, we don’t need to hear how you’re a fan because your dad went to Kenosha for a weekend once.

Fuck Naperville.

I can deal with the Wisconsin transplants in Illinois, but yeah I generally hate Packers fans with no ties to Wisconsin. “Sure I grew up in Naperville, but my great uncle was born in Appleton, so that’s why I’m a Packers fan!!”

My immediate thought? At least they’re not in blackface.

In about a decade of teaching, I have never once had a class that I couldn’t teach effectively because of a student’s hair, hat, shirt, shoes, whatever.

Also known as “Chicago Green Light”.

My god. He isn’t using a coaster.

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

depends on the kid

The headline. “Comedic Geniuses and George Lopez.” I’m melting. LOL.

check again

“Gosh”?!