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Guys! Whether you’re walking or driving—pay attention!

I mean we have 100 years of evidence that this isn’t going to happen.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I grew up in Chicago and rode the buses and trains starting when I was about 9 years old. I’ve seen a lot of shit and been confronted by a lot of people, some mentally unstable, some not. I try not to engage but, yes, when it seemed like something dangerous or physical was about to go down, you have to act and act

That family of Eskimos is gonna be wicked pissed when they come home.

So how did they react when they found out that Trump was President of the United States?

I thought Mustangs already came with human hair on the grille and headlights?

Well, to be fair, he said Illinois. That pretty much means that any level of alleged corruption would be grossly understated by default.

Is post-Trump Mar-a-Lago an option?

It looks like a fairly large bit of commercial construction. $4 million for such a building doesn’t seem out of sorts.

To Whom It May Concern:

To irrelevancy, and beyond!

That only works on French vehicles. German vehicles go right around them.

Patrick claimed he had a vision that told him to bring Christianity to the Irish people, who were predominantly pagan and druidic at the time,

Those are called “family moments”.

Neither do i, but I have my ear to the ground on all things Muppet.

Those of us with receding hairlines will find this very, very difficult to do. We don't need to reflect the brightness of the flash, now do we?